Just a poor farm boy and small
town kid
Dentists were not a thing of
importance
Childhood teeth fell out and I
grew new ones
Good strong enamel who needed
dentists
If it don’t hurt don’t bother
with it
That’s how important dentists
were to me
Joined the Air Force, met two
pull ’em out Janes
A first lieutenant and a captain
Damnedest good looking brass I
ever seen
From their conversations they had
dates
With a major, the other a colonel
While this brass worked on my
teeth they talked
About the virtues and manliness
That the good major and colonel
had
In between they talked about my
teeth
The captain said I think we
should pull this one
The lieutenant said and that one
too
They’re both too much trouble to
fill
Yes and see those others, they
should go too
Then the captain said to the
lieutenant
The colonel has the bigger car
But I bet the major drives
better, eh
